Gridlink. Pig Destroyer.
Discordance Axis.
Agents of Abhorrence.
The Dillinger Escape Plan.
Converge.
The Kill.
Captain Cleanoff.
Cephalic Carnage.
The Dwarves.
4 Dead.
Insect Warfare.
Rotten Sound.
Kill The Client.
Bill Hicks.
Richard Dawkins.
Sounds Like
Part 1 - Insect Warfare (TX), Maggotsville 29/02/08
Grind of the Everyday - $2 Grindcore, The Sandringham Hotel 08/03/08
Part 1 - Anal Discharge Final Gig, Sirens Nightclub, Terrigal 23/05/08
Kill A Celebrity are a Sydney-based Australian four-piece playing short, fast and loud hyper-violent grindcore, heavily influenced by Pig Destroyer, Discordance Axis, Agents of Abhorrence and Converge.
The band is: Lachlan - Guitar Steve - Drums Ben - Vocals
We released our 12 track demo ‘Grindslaughter’ in early 2007, and have been playing live since early 2007.In that time we have managed to play with some immensely talented bands including Insect Warfare, Captain Cleanoff, Agents of Abhorrence, The Day Everything Became Nothing, Maximum Perversion, Pod People, Guild of Destruction, Beyond Terror Beyond Grace, Anal Discharge, Twin City Faction, Rather Be Dead and Dining In Tuscany as well as at 2007’s East West Death/Grind Fest.
We have just seen the release of the extremely limited edition double floppy disc split with Anal Discharge through Lesstalk Records. We are currently mixing and mastering our split CD with chaotic UK grindmaniacs Krupskaya thanks to Tim Carr of Soviet Records, which is due out late 2008 through Grindhead Records. Also expect a five way split with bands such as Onanizer (CZE) and Collision (CZE) somewhere in the near future.
SPLIT WITH ANAL DISCHARGE (2008)
Sydney's much hated, shit-stirring, break-neck blasting, unlistenably abrasive grindfucks Kill A Celebrity seem to leave a trail of violence wherever they go – and this release is no exception, teaming up with the booze-lubed, drug-fueled, self-destructive Central Coast punk rockers Anal Discharge to create the first split release that should probably come with a free tetanus shot.
This ultra limited edition split comes in the form of an old school double floppy disk, and features Kill A Celebrity grind epics 'Dying for Meth' and 'Genocidal Superstar' as well as Anal Discharge's tasteful ode
to the late Heath Ledger's daughter 'Matilda Rose' and the love song 'Gash Rash'.
Lesstalk Records is doing a one-time run of 50 of these priceless retro-splits, so get your shit together and grab one for $5 before they're all gone and the memory of Anal Discharge is dead and buried six feet below the surface of the earth as all its former members lose their minds in a drug induced psychosis.
Grind, blast, blood, drugs, party.
GRINDSLAUGHTER (2007)
GRINDSLAUGHTER is our twelve track CD-R demo features
nineteen-minutes of break-neck Australian grindcore in the vein of Pig
Destroyer, Discordance Axis and Nasum in a professional printed
card-board slipcase.
GRINDSLAUGHTER is available for $5 AUD within Australia, or $4 USD
internationally through Grindhead Records - or you can just download here and grab one of the slipcases off us at a show sometime.
“This “Grindslaughter” demo is just amazing, sometimes surprising and always grinding as fuck!!” - Vomit The Soul
"This Australian band plays fast grind core with several great mosh parts, hardcorish vocals, and dissonant grind guitar shredding accompanied by rapid fire blasting drums. If you like demented grindcore then this is certainly for you." - Guttural Sickness
"I think with a little more budget they could have created an amazing debut and could have gotten right in line with the names mentioned above (Antigama, Cephalic Carnage, Pig Destroyer, Nasum). I guess the true noise-grind fans can blow some spunk on this one.” - Metalrage
“I did repeat the 5 second long “Paris Hilton’s head on a fucking stake” a few times. From what I can tell, the song basically is a drum fill, guitar riff, blastbeats, and the singer screaming “Paris’s head on a fucking stake, that’s hot!” Awesome.” - Global Domination
You can email us about shows, demos, porn and a free soccer-kicking-toddlers
instructional at:
killacelebrity@hotmail.com
Give us shows you cunts. Whether we're playing in your backyard to your
terrified crying pre-teen kids, in a car park with a generator to some
penniless bum, or scarring placid pill-heads freaking out on their peak at a rave we're happy to accommodate your grinding requirements. We'll play at your party to ten of your mates; in a warehouse to a bunch of squatting hippies; in an allyway with a generator if need be - just shoot us an email, and if we've got a place to crash we'll drive out to your town and make terrible abrasive grind noise.
I've heard and had mixed feelings with the H&K. It's a tough game to play, the old amp + guitar mixture game. I wouldn't mind knowing what AoA used on their album, that's a sexy guitar sound.
um the scene here is really fucked ay thats why I started this magazine. All the bands act like they are the bee knees and don't bother supporting other bands, it sucks and its really self centred. I mean I'm in Disarticulation and I go to as many gigs as I can thats why loads of people of diffferent music trends/fashions respect me. The guy that throws the metal gigs in coffs only gets the bands that are big or he likes and he likes really dodge hardcore lol Im gonna throw some gigs in the name of this mag and its gonna be a mix of genres on each bill, but ill throw gigs like punk and psycedelic, experiment night and night of terror(metal) ill have to get you guys and New Blood down here some day. What are your crowds like?
Sick, hold on too it, I will send $20 in the mail soon for it. OR! I will trade you one of our NEW BLOOD shirts (the ones on our myspace, 1 large left).
hey guys too bad you cunts couldnt play this one. woulda been funny to see all the hardcore kids running for the nearest exit. i have a big fantasy of putting on a grind show at kanga, dont know when its going to become reality though i wanna come to lampana. do you reckon i could get my underage girlfriend in?
