At the time of that hot summer of 200666, the world was a fucked up place. Finnish straight edge was on the rise again after mid 90's, gothic special-pants is still all we see and ratpoison was
everywhere. Someone had to step up.
Our streetweapons of choice were:
Being even more asshole (Overminded), Revenge aka Payback time (Most evil),
Graffiti (From da streetz), Pissed off Hangover Drinking (Demon dayz),
Violent dancemusic and Unity (Bringa of beatz, Raiser of downz), Gettin' rid of
old junkiefriends and movin' on (Ultimate takeover from thiz Unity).
All these pieces of brewtality and more you can find on a collective called
DEMON DAYZ.
There were only 5 fine drunken gay men in Finland who could possibly even win such a war:
SPIDER: The fastest white/pink creature on 8 legs was all we needed to keep
this legion in control of rhythm.
KÄNNIMÄN: This old Sailor rat has been sailing on the seven seas of alcohol,
with guitar as his paddle.
J: With only one letter left in his name, this pointy-bearded fat-stringer
has smoked over a billion cigarettes and still counting!
KYMÄ: 4-eyed and 6-bladed beermaster of the white-sofa family, had the laserview
to burn all the enemy ahead. Everybody who had left alive suffering, were finished
with his notorious humour.
MC RESPEKTOR: Last but not least comes the brains and muscles for the war of the party.
With his tolerance of booze, large penis, sexy looks and will to bastard his way every
celebration possible, this Hardcore Superstar was the final cherry on the cake.
"I will lead us to victory", he once said.
And now in 2008, after hundreds of drinking nights, thousands of cans of beer, multiple venues and sewers taken over, the Rat-crew continues strong. The Ratz have been killing and chilling with gangstas as:
Six ft Ditch (UK), Shatterproof (Denfuckingmark), In blood we Trust (GER), Cutdown, Ignite (US), Madball (US), St.hood, Third Man Down, Black Betsy, Another one Dead, Out of Breath, Dead Reprise(SWE), 357 Soundsystem, Bolt, Hammertime, Reborn disease, Human Demise (NL), Worth the Pain, Death Before Dishonor (US), Dead mans Chest (UK/POL), Make it count (GER), Furious Styles (US), Breamgod, Pound for Pound (US), Down my Throat (R.I.P), No one is Safe, C.D.C (US), New time Terror, Shaka & Koivuniemen Herrat, etc etc.
We..ve been also hanging around with punks like: Creepy Crawlie, Anal Thunder, Nazi death Camp, Turnoffs, Last Laugh, Seksihullut, etc etc. Ratboys has all sorts of stuff spread all over the world too: T-shirts, beanies, hoodies,
caps, lighters, stickers, even cd..s and 7 inches and shit!
Today they're more stupid, even more drunk,
and they're gettin' violent in a personal level (yea it's true, I've been unemployed over six months, and I'm gettin' frustrated, hah!!), you'll just have to check it out yourself, if ya dare. And beware,these rats will bite you! And the sharp teeth we have left are named: The Girls. Yea, we have this fine army of ladies to support us (Mentally ill), The Satan. Oh, yes, the Lord himself
is loaning his precious time for our battle (Devilz child), The Sauna. Goody, goody, come and challenge us, pretty boy (Zaunakillaz), The Trackie. Ooh, with sporty pants we are even more faster and we are coming for you, muthafucka, with no shame (Aggrezzive zportzwear Outlook).
These shitty fuckers you will find on a erotic vinyl called....hmm..it's just RATFACE!!
To be continued.
Yours truly,
Mc Respektor, November 200h8
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