Hi Y'all,

I'm not sure what to wright here, so I'm just gonna tell you my biggest secret: I have a secret identity! At night I'm a superhero. My superhero name is The Mighty Hunter Off All Who Do Evil And Not Very Nice Things In General. I'm not really well known yet, but I'm doing my best to get in the mainstream of superheroes. So far my heroic actions are not as exciting as one might think of a superhero. Up untill now I have saved a hamster from drowning in a glass of pineapple juice, helped a girl find her marbles and donated the hefty sum of one whole quarter to a bum who goes by the name of Yelling Eddy. I intend to do a lot more heroic things in the future, but I'm going to need your help. You, my fans, have to help me find the bad guys in this ever so dark world. As you are reading this, some evildoer is pondering all kinds of diabolical plans to do harm to the precious lives of our fellow humanbeings or, maybe even worse, the lives of our animal friends. I bet you can't look in the mirror in the morning, knowing you could have prevented some mad scientist from hurting a ginuepig or any other gerbil. How can you help me, you say? Well you can start by giving me tips on the whereabouts of ominous hoodlums. Call 555-SAVE-GERBILS, leave your message after the beep, to keep me up to date. You can also help me by donating some of your hard earned money. Just leave an envelope with your donation under your pillow when you go to sleep. The powers that be will lead me to you. As a token of my gratitude I will not only give you a wish of good luck, but also perform the badgerdance to vanquish any evil spirits that might be haunting you. With my newly acquired welth, I will develope all kinds off new weapons and gadgets to protect me and my fellow citizen from harm. I hope all of you will support me in my rightious cause. As for now, I bid you adieu, as my destiny as a superhero awaits me.

Call me in your time of need, simply by chanting "The Mighty Hunter Off All Who Do Evil And Not Very Nice Things In General come to my aid!" 3 times.

I wish you the best of luck in times to come,

Tim aka The Mighty Hunter Off All Who Do Evil And Not Very Nice Things In General