Metalrage is infamous for its enormous database of asslicking reviews about the Dutch polyrhythmic metalband Textures. Well, asslicking actually isn't in Metalrage's dictionary, we prefer pussies. In all our sincerity we would like to highlight their next two coming club shows:

Friday May 29th @ Patronaat, Haarlem (Netherlands)
Saturday May 30th @ Tivoli de Helling, Utrecht (Netherlands)

These two clubshows are the last before their coming festivaltour. After this they will lock themselves up in the recording studio to record the follow up of 2008's Silhouettes. So this is the last chance to see them live at a cozy venue for a long time. Metalrage sincerely recommends you get totally piss drunk there. Enjoy!