Cliteater - Scream Bloody Clit

75%

‘The mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it’s open.’ Whoever said that is absolutely right. I raised a few eyebrows amongst my fellow metalragers, when I wanted to do the new album of grind/death outfit Cliteater. As I generally review old school metal like Maiden or Priest, this subgenre isn’t exactly wildly represented in my collection. But once in a while I like to put on this kind of music. Scream Bloody Clit is the excellent choice to please my appetite for…you fill in the blank.

Cliteater should be nominated for the funniest song title award. Just check out brilliant tongue-in-cheek (or tongue-in-clit) stuff like Didgeridildo or Bruce-Dick-In-Son. And knowing the nature of this brutal music, you just can imagine what the lyrics are like. Not your typical boy meets girl themes. It’s actually boy eats girl love songs.

This release marks the first release with new guitarist Susan Gerl. (Yes, indeed a real lady)

Guess it adds to the flavour. According to my information she already left the band. Maybe the rest actually wanted to eat…never mind.

Larded with furious blast beats, ultra-low distorted bass sounds, guttural vocals and fast guitar shredding, Scream Bloody Clit is a good record. I wouldn’t go that far as to say that this is a must have for grind freaks. It is a nice quick appetizer though.