Get your earplugs and oxygen mask, time for some heavy grind from Canada. Fuck The Facts is the name, and started in 1998 as a recording project of Topon Das. In 2000 the first full length was recorded, 'Discoing The Dead'. Soon after this effort Matt Connell(drums) joined Topon and they decided to make FTF a full band. Tim Audette (guitar), Brent Christoff (vocals) and Shomir Das (bass) joined the other two, and Fuck The Facts was born. After a few weeks Shomir left the band, and FTF would never see another bass player again. In the fall of 2001 FTF entered the stdios to record a split CD with Kastrat (an italian grind band). After the recording Brent would part ways with the band, to be replaced by Mel Mongeon. I got a hold of the split, though Kastrat wasn't on it. Pure Fuck The Facts, and here we go. The cd features 14 tracks. I didn't know what to expect, 'till I saw the tracklisting. 'Don't Call My Slammin' Outfot Cool, Whitebread!' and 'If You're 555, ThenYou're Giving Me The Wrong Number' gave me an idea of how this would sound. I thought of some parody-fucked-up-recorded-amateur-band. All wrong. This kind of grind is awesome! Brutal grunts, blasting guitar riffs, which turn into very melodic jazz/pop riffs. Really funny. The female vocals are somethimes a kinda fucked up singing effort, but that will probably be part of everything. It made me grin, so I think it's okay. Everything is perfectly in order, except for one thing. Sometimes I got the idea that the drums need some programming, they seem to be a little bit too much out of order. Apart from that, it's a good effort, and I'm looking forward to the upcoming CD. Tracklisting 1 All Hand On Deck 2 Don't Call My Slammin' Outfit Cool, Whitebread! 3 Gag Abflex 4 Honey, Please! Not In Front Of The Children 5 Math Rock Superstar 6 $4 Bill 7 Gated Community 8 Red Mist 9 Bowling 10 Yngwie vs. FTF 11 If You're 555, Then You're Giving Me The Wrong Number 12 Cold Turkey 13 Instrumental (Hugs And STitches) 14 Cough Dropped From A Building Fuck The Facts is: Matt Conell - Drums Topon Das - Guitar, Vocals Tim Audette - Guitar Mel Morgeon - Vocals